SUPPORT

This is the release valve for ‘Spoof Consultants’.

I honestly don’t do this for the money.
I’m just trying to win my freedom by winning the crowd.

In the rules of this game, winning has a cost and tech firepower is where that cash goes.

The wolves are not so much at my door as currently running around my apartment eating anything they can get their malnourished lupine paws on.

Tl;dr your money helps.

One off donation?
Regular subscriber with perks?
It’s all here.

If you’d rather feed the wolves, well, that’s covered too.

Begin to imagine the warm glow of contributing
to something almost worthwhile.

DONATE

You like what you’ve seen, you’d like to see more and somehow that’s worth a one off payment of twenty bucks.

regular

Imagine making a regular monthly payment of just only $4.99 then visualize yourself receiving exclusive BTS content, video interviews with the AI cast PLUS access to the offcuts that didn’t quite make the grade. Well, imagine no more, because with a simple button press this can become a reality.

premium

Just the word ‘Premium’ makes you feel more important. You can refer to yourself as a philanthropist just like a member of the Purdue family.
But it’s more than that.
It’s literally everything in ‘Regular’ plus access to the Discord server where much shouting about creative ideas and future projects takes place. You, yes, you, can help steer the direction of this tiny content boat. You’re almost a Captain of a ship for just $19.99 monthly.

KINGMAKER

Let’s take a breath. What kind of person pays $99.99 a month to help fund this kind of foolish enterprise?
That person could be you.
And if it were, you’d be enjoying a monthly fifteen minute call, a quarterly framed print of the best content plus a T-shirt (in a size that would almost suit you) that will ensure you are the envy of all of your two remaining friends.

SUPPLY FIREPOWER

We all want lots of things.
Love from a parent that wasn’t able to give it due to their own loveless childhood conditioning, the respect of our peers, creative fulfillment, an Eight Sleep UK King Pod 4 with Enhanced subscription.

But those things aren’t requirements.

The mission critical stuff is hardware and I’ve made a list over on Amazon.

FEED WOLVES

The wolves have asked me to state the following:
“Just because we are wolves don’t automatically assume we eat meat.
That’s just the kind of lazy, stereotypical and, quite frankly, damaging judgemental view that our community have put up with for years.
Although one of us does eat meat (grass fed, wild farmed, organic only).
Me, Wolf No 2, well I only eat foie gras and Donny our final wolf is a devout vegan.”